A formerly classified FBI file on Hollywood star and AIDS victim Rock Hudson? Surely not? Yep.
Alleged cross-dressing FBI boss J. Edgar Hoover and his merry band of G-Men were far from being on speaking terms with the secretly gay actor; and almost blew a federal fuse when they heard rumors he was possibly going to portray an FBI agent in a forthcoming movie.
As a result, dark and sinister Men in Black were dispatched to ascertain the facts.
The somewhat pathetic saga is spelled out in its stark glory Celebrity Secrets, but you can find snippets of the story here.